aww about google.

i just had fun checking out the fun languages you can change your google page to...

from hacker, to elmer fudd, to pirate.

ah... my kind of search engine.

so i was filling my car up with gas today by the micky's D's on 1600

when i came across this sign.

i don't know about you, but i've been struggling to find a workout routine that's right for me.

looks like this strapping young man has found his though.

easy, and yields quick results!

who knew throwing ninja stars away would make someone so buff so fast?

turns out i learned more than i anticipated today.

on a more serious note...

i don't know what's more concerning.

the fact that this man is going to be walking around humiliatingly disproportional, possibly for the rest of his life,

or the fact that macdonalds feels that people need to be instructed on how to throw trash away.

-rae

governments health reform

has anyone heard of the governments back story of getting americans to start eating more healthy?
neither did i.
until i wrote it.

"One of the first sighting of what is expected to be many. Salt Circles are appearing throughout the world in various fast food restaurants shocking customers and employees alike. Professionals have translated what they could from the foreign calligraphy and are 95% sure that they are a threat from whomever or whatever is creating them. Many of the circles have similar patterns that all lead to the translation, "We are vegetables. We do not belong in the fryer." Upon further investigation, proof was found of ripped potato sacks and starch samples around the circles. FDA advises all Americans to cut French Fries, Onion Rings, and any other fried vegetable from their diet as a safety precaution. In the meantime, please eat healthy home-cooked meals as an alternative to greasy fast food. Not only for your general health, but, quite frankly, your life"

now i don't know about you, but this sounds serious enough that i'm willing to consider for even a few minutes about cutting fries and fast food out of my diet.
-rae